I don’t want people to matter to me too much. Sometimes it hurts too much to...– Henry Rollins: Smile, you’re traveling (Black Coffee Blues Pt. 3)
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!” “That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.” This show is fucking brilliant.
33113: don’t be too clingy don’t be such a ‘girl’ be a woman but be hairless like a child don’t wear skimpy outfits don’t be such a ‘slut’ be modest but take it off when i ask don’t assert yourself don’t be such a ‘bitch’ be nice to me but don’t be a fucking doormat don’t be ignorant don’t be such a ‘bimbo’ be intelligent but don’t argue your opinion with me don’t wear make-up ever don’t be so...
I wanted to write this to tell other women that the decision to have a...– By ANGELINA JOLIE http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/14/opinion/my-medical-choice.html?_r=1& (via piratesherlyholmes)
realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
lolinepeta: lolinepeta: *backflips into whoopi goldbergs asscrack* *usa anthem starts playing* zimbabwe
fagtree: so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
63832) Once you have an eating disorder, it's...
110% what I needed to read today.
ohshititsgreg: All my regrets go back to late night eating
zachlilley: why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results
marypoppinthatpussy: ????? ??????? ????? A haiku about American Horror Story
darrynek: saddam hussein obama barack hussein obama dora hussein the explorer wake up america before it’s too late
Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel: Aliens.
nepetaquest: this class requires group work
coagulates: I don’t get how anyone could dislike Regina Spektor
Breakfast pack of plain oats with 2tbsp milk, 1tbsp peanut butter, & 1 tsp honey light string cheese Lunch Portobello burger with balsamic dressing, mozzarella cheese, and roasted red pepper on a kaiser pickle spear Snack sugar free pudding Dinner Special K flatbread breakfast sandwich (Not too bad for a frozen sandwich!) slices of green pepper light string cheese Dessert Medium...
janecrocker: FRIEND SAD… CANNOT HELP WHAT FRIEND NO DO NOT SAD FRIEND FRIEND NO
gayleaf: *grinds on you in a club* [yells because loud music] DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO DISCUSS OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST
64kbps: my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
deppsex: but why would you even give him the waterbed he had scissors for hands scissors
snorlaxatives: *throws neopoints at strippers*
no one ever: i regret making a full recovery from my eating disorder
no one ever: my eating disorder truly makes me happy